yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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