Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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