well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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