There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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