So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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