just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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