i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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