so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
