Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
sarcasm needs its own font
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Just high enough for therapy.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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