She is in my trunk
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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