bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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