babies were throwing up all over the place
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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