doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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