Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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