How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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