one two three fourrrrnication!
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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