your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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