My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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