Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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