i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
honey bunches of taint.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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