omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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