Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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