Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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