He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
