i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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