As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Never underestimate the power of titties
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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