she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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