covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
