You're completely useless in the revolution.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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