I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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