Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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