no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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