Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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