She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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