Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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