I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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