I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Randomize
