I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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