Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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