I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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