i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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