Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
