i jhust puked up my retainher.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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