You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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