She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
so much tequila, so little girl.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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