brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I just want to make out with him forever
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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