a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Randomize
