HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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