i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
