if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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