Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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