I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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