the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
did you just send me my own nude
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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